Monday, October 31, 2005
I Am Turning Into My Dad
Oh the horrors. It's bad enough I have his ugly toes. I also have his nose and of course, I am getting proficient in his greatest trait, procrastination. Now I have reached the point of no return. I have gone across the line and I don't know if I can ever come back.
Brace yourselves, people. What I am about to confess should frighten all within the sound of my typing! Don't blame me if you have nightmares! Ok, here it is: I have started to put ketchup in my soup! There! It's now out in the open! Is there a 12-step program for this?
It started with the leftover lentil soup I blogged about recently. The leftovers just needed some zing. It was missing something. It wasn't salt, or pepper, or even more veggies. Finally, I reached for it. The big red bottle of Heintz Ketchup. After a liberal dousing, I found Nirvana. I kept this a dirty secret. I wasn't going to tell anyone. Maybe it was just a fluke. I could stop any time I wanted. I didn't have a problem.
Then, temptation was again brought before me. I thought I could be strong. I failed. Ron made chicken soup recently. Yes, every bowl I had included some of the delectable condiment. It was good! I liked it! I made Ron try it!
Now, I have turned him over to the dark side. Ron had some chicken soup tonight for supper. With ketchup! My Dad will be so proud!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Bad Me!
So, I'll sit here and write down a few miscellaneous thoughts that are running around in my head.
We had a "fright night" last Sunday night. We watched one scary show after another. I did good Sunday night, no nightmares for me. Although showing up at my office at 7:00 a.m. on Monday was another story. I sat in my car awhile to work up the nerve to walk into a very dark, very empty building. I'll be glad when Halloween is over and I can go back to avoiding scary movies and books. Something about this time of year, I can't resist them.
I have roses on my dining room table. Some are the last blooms from our own rose bushes! Some are store bought. Either way, a gal can get used to having roses on her table!
Tuesday I had a date with brother Mike. Chinese take out and a selection from Blockbuster! We used to do that pretty often, although it's been awhile. I've missed them nights! Next time I'll call for the Chinese, you stop at Blockbuster!
Wednesday, my contact from my last audit came all the way up here for dinner. Ron made dinner and I made margaritas. This worked out much better! Mainly because Ron is a great cook. Other than that, all I had to do was worry about stumbling up the stairs to bed. She had to make that long drive home. Although, it seems like there was a lot less drinking this time!
Finally put the electric blanket on the bed. Still futzing with finding my right number. I like a four to get the bed warm before I crawl in, but once I'm in, a four will become too hot for me and I throw off the covers. Then Ron steals them all and eventually I get cold again and by then I'm all outta luck. Vicious cycle, I know.
I cooked tonight. Chicken - good. Carrots - good. Mashed potatoes - thrown out. Don't ask. How can anyone screw up mashed potatoes? Only me.
Can you see why I haven't blogged for a week? Not much exciting
One thing happened this week I seem to be blocking out. It's the time of the year to change insurance plans with my company. Our new plans go into effect on Tuesday, so the drop dead date that I have to have my paperwork in with my choice of coverage is Monday. One new plan that they came out with is the new HSA plan. (Health Savings Account) The only problem with this is, they don't have many answers as to how this plan works! I have tried to do my research on this on my own, only to be thwarted at every turn. grr I am so frustrated. They give us one day to make a decision, and they don't give us all of the facts so that we can make an informed decision.
Enough complaining. That's it for now, I need to go make a decision on my insurance! Then again, maybe I'll go play Pogo.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
5:15 a.m.
It was an emotionally draining day yesterday, complete with a couple of good cries. That's usually good for the soul now and again, but it just took it all out of me. By the time Ron and I got home, I was pretty much spent.
I got into my jammies while Ron heated up some of his home made chicken noodle soup. That's another thing that's good for the soul! We had a little soup and sat down to watch a movie. Arsenic and Old Lace with Cary Grant! It can't get much better than this! Unfortunately, I don't think I lasted an hour through the movie. My eyes started getting so heavy I was started to doze in my chair. Enough was enough. I headed to bed around 9:00. I couldn't fight it any longer.
Now it's Sunday morning. I've been up about a half hour now. I think I'm hungry. Should I wake up my weekend farina maker for some breakfast? Naw, I have a feeling if I do that I may never get farina again. I guess I'll stick to playing Pogo and watching all my taped tv shows from the week.
Good note for this early: Per MLB.com this morning, the Astros lost game 1 of the World Series! Yeah!! That news alone was almost worth starting a Sunday this early!
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Rest In Peace, Stanley
We have met Stanley a few times. Stanley was a quiet man who enjoyed his family, enjoyed his friends, enjoyed life. I have learned more about Stanley since he passed away than I knew about him while he was alive.
Stanley went right into the U.S. Army from high school and became a decorated veteran. He was attached to the 101st Airborne Division in Normandy, the Rhineland, the Ardennes and Central Europe. He received the Purple Heart, Distinguished Unit Badge with oak leaf cluster, four Bronze Stars and Bronze Arrowhead, and the American Service, European-African-Middle Eastern Service, Good Conduct and World War II Victory medals. They don't make many men like Stanley anymore! A true American Hero. He received full military honors today at the funeral.
Rest in peace, Stanley. You sure do deserve it.
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Stop, Thief!
We had a theft at the house. Someone walked onto our front porch and stole the ashtray. To add insult to injury, they dumped the contents of the ashtray on the steps on their way out.
It's a $1.00 ashtray from The Dollar Store but that's beside the point. Someone walked on to MY porch and stole something. Did they try to steal the glider before they realized it was chained to the porch? (The chain was Ron's idea. Probably the only reason the glider is still there!) Did the piece of crap thief try my front door to see if it was locked? The back door?
I know it's a small thing, but I'm peeved nonetheless.
Thanks for listening. I just needed to vent.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Can You Hear Me Now?
No, my boss still won't give me a promotion or a raise, but what he did give me was . . . a cell phone!
Yes, I now have a cell phone paid for by work. I have hit the big time! A few problems though with the new acquisition.
Bells. Whistles. Buttons. Aargh! Read back....I'm sure I've mentioned in a post or two that I am technically challenged. Yes, my friends, this includes cell phones.
I got the phone on Friday. I spent a good part of the weekend and this morning figuring out how to set the voicemail. And, how to dial a call. Anything else, I'll make someone else figure out or just forget it. Before anyone suggests it, no I can't just read the manual. Corporate obviously didn't think I needed one. All I got was the phone and a charger.
Let's review. New cell phone, don't know how to work it. Ok. On to my real story.
I am on the audit site today, working away like a good little worker bee. My boss decides to use my new cell phone to call me! Hey, I appreciate that. However, I heard something ringing and just looked around like everyone else was doing. No one could figure out where that ringing was coming from! My personal cell phone is always on vibrate, so I knew it wasn't my phone.
Um. Well, you probably guessed. By the time I figured out it was MY laptop bag that was ringing, I missed the call! Oh great! Now I had to figure out how to check the voicemail.
What a day. Hopefully by the end of the week, I'll recognize what my cell phone sounds like. Welcome to the big time!
Monday, October 17, 2005
What Was I Thinking?
Some are good ideas, some are bad ideas. Some are good ideas that turn into bad ideas. Case in point.
I had big ideas for our Saturday night. While watching TV on Saturday afternoon, I saw some previews of movies coming on Saturday night. Since we were having company for dinner Saturday, I figured I'd record these movies. Then, after everyone left, I wanted to turn off all the lights and watch the movies! Wanna know what I taped?
Movie # 1: Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis
Movie # 2: Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave
C'mon now! Isn't that just a great night in the making???
Well, after company left, I had second thoughts about watching any movie that starts with "Return of the Living Dead" in the title. After all, it was dark outside. In case anyone is confused, I am one big wimp who is afraid of my own shadow. I figured if I waited until the light of the day on Sunday, the movies would be more palatable. Um, again, I changed my mind. (Read "chickened out" here.)
Ron says he'll watch these with me if he HAS to, but I can tell he'd rather not. So, anyone out there up for it? I still have them taped! It's almost Halloween! Anyone out there brave...I mean want to sit next to me for a few movies? I'll even make the popcorn!
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Let's Go Shopping With No Money
We just had a few items in our hands when we headed to the checkout counter. Paper plates, batteries, an ashtray (there will be a blog about that to come) and a couple of other things I can't remember right now. The line at the counter was through the store! There had to be eight to 10 people in line at one register.
The woman at the register finally said she couldn't ring anyone up until someone came back from the ATM with money! Hello?? Why couldn't she cancel that sale and ring up the rest of us in line? Because the person with no money tried to purchase 82 items and she didn't want to have to ring all that up again! When I asked her why she couldn't just open another register, she just walked away in disgust.
Heck of a way to run a business. Me, being the hard head that I am, put my items by the register, stated my opinion about the cashier hiding from the line of people and maybe a comment or two about the idiot that got over on the dollar store and walked out.
I wonder how long the dollar store employees waited for this person to come back with the money for their 82 items. I'm still willing to bet they never did.
Friday, October 14, 2005
Dean Koontz
I am anal retentive in everything I do, even reading a book. When I read, I don't like to put the book down unless I am at a proper stopping point. My favorite stopping point is the end of a chapter. Some people I know, will stop reading at the end of any sentence or maybe paragraph. I can't do that. I like to read at lunch at work, so when my hour is up, I try to reach the end of a chapter. Reading before bedtime, same thing.
Well, Dean Koontz has really messed with my feng shui. As mentioned above, lunch is only an hour! Bedtime has to come sooner rather than later when your alarm clock starts blaring at 5:00 a.m. Dean Koontz has single handedly made me take a loooong lunch as well as not get enough sleep at night. Yes, I've said it. I am holding him personally responsible.
To justify my stance on his responsibility, just take a gander at how he's ended some of the paragraphs of the last book I finished, Life Expectancy.
End of Chapter 6: "He shot Lionel Davis in the head."
End of Chapter 8: "Checking his wristwatch, the maniac said, "This has taken too much time. I've got a lot of research to do before the explosions start."
End of Chapter 9: "In time, the premonition eventually proved true, and nothing I did was able to alter the trajectory of the bullet."
End of Chapter 10: "The maniac brightened at the sound. "That'll be Honker and Crinkles. "You'll like them. They have the explosives."
End of Chapter 18: Punchinello shot Honker in the chest, Crinkles in the back, then pumped two more rounds into each of them as they thrashed, screaming, on the floor."
Get the idea? The end of a chapter should close a thought or a section, put it to bed so the next chapter could start a new idea fresh. Not in this book! Cliffhangers at almost every turn! What's that about?!! Yes, I took long lunches and yes, I lost sleep. It was worth every page turning moment!
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
The Student Becoming the Master
You have to pass a series of seven tests to get your MCSE. He needed a score of at least 700 out of 1,000 in order to pass this test.
What was Ron's score?
968!!!
Can you believe it? Way to go honey!!
What a great start!
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Washing Away the Blues . . . er . . . Grays
He has this shirt, he wears when he paints. I happened to be folding it and mentioned, "you know, no matter how much I bleach this shirt, it may never be white again."
Can you guess Ron's reply? It went something like this . . .
"That's ok because it never was white. It used to be gray."
Duh!
Call me Betty
Last night was an awesome night. We had over Mike and Mary Jane as well as most of their family. Mike, Jo and Isaiah were in town, and that was sure cause enough for the festivities!
I am not Betty Crocker. Generally I don't even like to cook. However, if it's an occasion, that all changes. Ron and I scoured the internet looking for new things to make. We decided on a couple of recipes that seemed within our scope of abilities, but totally using ingredients that we were not familiar with. It was going to be an adventure in cooking!
The menu was set, with one last minute addition. Since the weather has turned cold, we decided to start with a nice, warm soup. This was the only thing I didn't have a "recipe" for. I remember a long time ago, Jo trying to teach me how to cook lentil soup. Her basic instructions were just to throw in there whatever would make you happy! So, we tried to follow that idea and I think we were pleasantly surprised with the results.
We ended up with a great pot of lentil barley soup with tomatoes, onions, carrots, celery, peas and potatoes. Holy cow! Add a little salt and viola! (The leftovers are going to be our supper tonight!)
Our main courses were wild. Keep in mind, that everything we made was from scratch. I've done things with food I've never done before. Knowing that my specialty is orange spaghetti, you should realize I am totally out of my box with this menu! I even cut fresh herbs. Does anyone out there realize what chopping fresh basil and parsley can do to a white cutting board?? Eww!
We made Raw Vegetable Lasagne Extravaganza! This was marinated (home made garlic and herb marinade) sliced zucchini (I'm such an idiot, I had to call Jo and ask her if I was supposed to peel the zucchini first!) layered with Artichoke Pate, Tomato and Herb Paste, marinated chopped peppers, carrots, onions, topped with another slice of zucchini. This was a big hit! Very tasty.
Our other main dish was in my opinion, the big winner - Spicy Fried Tofu with Peppers. WOW! It wasn't so spicy that I wouldn't eat it, just spicy enough to make it so tasty. Here is a picture of both of the Spicy Fried Tofu with Peppers and the Raw Vegetable Lasange Extravaganza:

Trust me, the picture doesn't do it justice. I thought it was quite a feast.
Ron and I had so much fun getting ready for this. We would each grab a recipe, a piece of counter and we went to town. We made one heck of a mess! But, you wanna know what? Mike and Jo even volunteered for K.P. Hello?? Does life get any better than this??
One thing I definitely did realize last night. I am glad to be home. Sometimes I contemplate my decision of leaving Texas. I was making a lot more money there, the job market was booming. On down days, I ask myself if I did the right thing. Then last night happened. Our house was filled with family, filled with laughter, filled with baby giggles, filled with toys all over the floor. Trust me, it does NOT get any better than that!
If anyone is interested, the recipes were taken from http://www.veganchef.com
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
All I Want for Christmas is my GPS
I finished the audit at the hospital yesterday and today I was on to a new audit. This client is a client we audit every year. This is my third year working with them. The first two years however, they were located downtown. This year, they moved to a relatively new building that is much easier for me to get to! That part I like a lot.
The building is huge, bright, colorful, and I was foolish enough to have the opinion that it would be cool working there. After my first day there, I'm rethinking my opinion. Y'all know I get lost turning around, I have absolutely no sense of direction.
The entire place is full of cubicles. Ok, that's not unusual in this day and age. However, these cubicles are the short cubicles; the walls are only about waist high. That means there are no real "walls". Everything looks the same. You see from one end of the building to the other. I was so confused!
Today, I'm sitting there working and what am I hearing? Country music. Loud country music. Now, it is not my intent to offend any country music fans. I just don't happen to be one of them. At first I thought someone's radio was turned way up. Until I made a trek to the ladies room. Then I realized that the music could be heard everywhere. It was coming from speakers in the ceiling. It was EVERYwhere! What the heck is that about? Finally, I asked someone who is the country music fan. I was told that the music changes every week. Sometimes classical, sometimes oldies, sometimes country. How innovative! Muzak at work. And, cycling the music every week, everyone gets to hear their favorite station at some point.
One more story about my day. Like I mentioned already, this place is truly a sea of cubicles. I made the mistake of going to the ladies room which seems to be in the next county. While walking back, I realized I was lost. Can you believe it? I couldn't find my cubicle! I searched and searched and searched! I finally saw someone I knew and had to ask directions! How embarrassing is that!
Luckily, it was pointed out that all of the cubicles are numbered. Just like leaving downtown, the numbers get bigger the farther away from the bathroom you get. Duh. That did make it a little easier. I swear, things like On*Star were made for people like me! Either that, or I'm sticking a big white flag up where my cubicle is so I can find my way.
Monday, October 03, 2005
It's Another Party!
In attendance were Mike and Mary Jane, and Jim and Dad made the trip in. We had a great time! At least I think we had a great time.
Ron and I slaved all day over a hot stove. Um, sort of. Ok, I picked up the phone and called for pizza and ribs from Pizza Pan. Hey, that counts! The store was really warm inside and I had to wait about five minutes for my order to be ready!
We all ate our fill. Dad had barbecue sauce from head to toe. You know it's good food when you're a mess after dinner. So, it was good food, good conversation. A great evening that filled me with that nice, warm fuzzie family feeling. You know, the kind you get when there is no blood shed, no shootings, no body parts missing! Ok, you know I'm kidding. I think the older we all get, the more we seem to cherish each other. Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but I know that's how I feel.
So, from the bottom of my heart, thanks everyone for coming over tonight and spending the evening with us. Y'all did my heart good.
Happy birthday, Mike!
Sunday, October 02, 2005
What a Party
Any party that goes through 80 lbs of ribs and 40 lbs of chicken is my kind of party!
This was an outdoor party, they have it every year about this time. We couldn't have had a better night for it either. It did start getting a little chillier after the sun went down, but there were two big fire pits that were going strong. If you got too cold, you just moved a little closer to one of the fires. Or, you could have hit the dance "floor" and danced to what the DJ was playing.
You know, I've been to parties before. I have even thrown a few sorry excuses for a party myself. This party though, was a party that was so text book right. The party was kinda in an alley. That's not exactly right, but I don't know how to explain it any better than that. Sort of a parking area between some apartments and a house. One 2-car garage was designated refreshments. A full bar, a lot of beer, and soda as far as the eye could see. The other 2-car garage had the food. Holy cow, what food. Aside from the ribs and chicken, were tables of steamers with side dishes. There was a noodles and cabbage one even! However, this noodles and cabbage dish also had ham in it. In theory that sounded good, but my taste buds really haven't decided yet if I liked it or not. There were so many different kinds of salads, pastas, veggies, chips and dip, cookies, candies, cakes, pies and yes....even brownies.
We ate all we could eat and then went back for seconds. We really had such a good time last night! We started the night only knowing a handful of people at this party. We left knowing quite a few more. One guy we found out is even our neighbor! Small world, huh? Anyway, it was a great way to end the summer season.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Don't Cry For Me, Bermuda
I love onions. I can cut up an onion and put it in just about anything I make. I buy them by the 10 pound bags. I like the large ones, so I don't have to cut up as many.
The onions I currently have in the pantry are just large yellow cooking onions. Nothing fancy.
I've heard all the stories about onions making people cry. To be honest, I thought that was a bunch of hooey. I've cut up a gazillion onions in my day, and never once have I cried over it. The other day though, I finally found out what they have all been talking about!
It started when I was just peeling the skin back. Holy cow! Immediately, my eyes started to water. It wasn't like crying, my eyes burned so bad, I could hardly stand it. I really wanted three onions in the dish I was making, but I couldn't stand it! I had to stop after two. By that time, my eyes were almost swollen shut! I have never experienced anything like it in my life.
It won't stop me from cutting up the rest of the onions in that 10 pound bag, but you can be sure that when I cut onions, I'll have my glasses on and not my contacts!
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Noisy
While at work today, I realized just how many sounds are around me. I hear the air conditioning whirring. There is a maintenance room right next to me and something in there is humming. The noise of the traffic outside of my window. My laptop makes a noise when it's working hard. You can actually hear people walking up and down the hallways, even on carpet. The tap tap tapping of fingers on keyboards. Phones ringing. Bits of conversations. Noise everywhere.
The only reason I am so aware of all the noise today is that I woke up with a headache. I've had it all day. It's still there. Maybe if I go to bed early, today will end faster thus getting rid of my headache.
I'm turning out the lights...will y'all hold the noise level down please?
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
BANG!
The ventilation in this building isn't the best, so we generally have the window open for a little fresh air. That makes for an interesting day some times, with the sounds from the street.
As I've mentioned before, I am working at a hospital. So, sirens and helicopters are heard all day long. The aforementioned street that we see is one way, and according to the receptionist that looks at the street all day long, people are always going the wrong way on this one way street. That's always good for a few good horn blows and sometimes if we're lucky, a good expletive or two!
Today however was a treat. There was a short burst of squealing tires followed by a BANG! Of course, being the ghouls that we are, we ran to the window to have a look. Believe it or not, a car rear ended a UPS truck! Can you imagine? What? You didn't see that big ugly brown thing in front of you? Well, the UPS guy looked at his truck and realized that little car couldn't do anything to it, so he got back in his ugly truck and left. The poor guy in the car however is another story.
You see, his front bumper fell off in the middle of the street. Now, if that's not bad enough, this guy thinks that something that fits around the front of his car is somehow magically going to fit in his trunk! So, he sticks around for awhile tying up traffic while he tries to bend this bumper into his trunk. He finally grasped the idea that it wasn't going to work his way. He stuck one end of the front bumper in his trunk and let the other end stick out.
Man, I hope he made it home ok.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Blast From the Past

The Palace Theater, downtown Lorain. The place is really beautiful! The Palace Theater has been a place of entertainment in Lorain for 77 years. This has been renovated in the last 10 years and it is really quite a sight. The crystal chandelier is beyond description, you must really see it to appreciate it. Walking into this theater was like walking into my past.
In the days of old, Maura and I spent a lot of our youth in the various theaters of Erie. Mainly the Warner or the Strand theater. Remember those old, luxurious theaters downtown? So many adventures started walking in the doors of those theaters. I remember so well we would sit in the front row of the theater to watch a movie, then we'd hunker down in our seats and sneak a cigarette. Picture that. We're down hill from everyone, in front of everyone, smoking. You know smoke rises. We thought we were so smart though, and we thought we were fooling everyone! This is so funny now to me! We thought we knew it all.
Anyway, The Palace Theater is a venue for many things here in Lorain. Most weekends they also show second run movies, for $3.00 admission. When I was downtown this week, I saw on the marquee that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was playing and I was anxious to see it. I was transported back into time walking into that theater. Remember the old box offices where you'd get your ticket? The small concession stand? The fancy lobby? The huge screen, the long aisles and hundreds of seats? No dancing popcorn boxes on the screen reminding us to throw our trash in the proper receptacles. No previews of coming attractions, just the main event. We even had a film break!
One thing I don't remember is a behaved audience when the film broke. Maybe because it was mostly kids, but when the film broke, it really was pretty quiet for a good couple of minutes. We all just kind of sat there in the dark patiently. After two or three minutes, they did turn the lights back on while they finished repairs. All in all, it might have taken 10 minutes, then it was back to the movie.
I thought I was going to write my review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but I don't quite know how I feel about the movie. Parts of it I liked, parts I didn't care for. I love Tim Burton movies, but I just don't feel this one had the usual "twist" that his movies have. Johnny Depp I thought did a very good job, but he was no Gene Wilder. The movie held pretty true to the original. What I did like better was the Oompa Loompas! The effects of the Oompa Loompas were much better than the original in my opinion. Plus, the Oompa music was a lot better than the original Oompa Loompa song. Yeah, I liked that part. All in all, I guess I'm glad we only spent $3.00 a ticket. If this is something you'd want to see, I'd say hit Blockbuster and get the original.
Just one more side story here. There were quite a few people at the movie. I would easily say 300 people were there. In the row directly behind us was a family of Mom, Dad, three kids, and an Uncle. The adults of this group I want to say were in their 20s. When the lights came on during the film break, Uncle asked Dad if he could borrow his cell phone. He said something like as long as there was a break, he should check in with one of his girlfriends. He couldn't decide though if he should check in on Suzie, Sally, Jane, Amy or June. HA! This guy was as dumb as we were smoking in the theater! If he had so many girlfriends, what the heck was he doing on a Saturday night at a kids' movie with his brother and his family? It made me laugh.
Anyway, it was a good night that brought back a lot of warm fuzzy memories. I can still smell the popcorn.