Made Me Laugh

I just read this a little bit ago and thought I'd share it. Here is a list of things you DON'T want to hear during surgery:

• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Damn, there go the lights again...
• You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
• Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.
• She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover.
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here.

What can I say? The strangest things make me laugh!