First an easy hit. I was driving to work early in the challenge, and one of their trucks was behind me. I knew then that this had to be one of my pictures for "gross".
That one was just a play on names. Now I'm going for some REALLY gross stuff. Believe it or not, this is the railing on my front porch. The birds seem to think it's their bathroom. Eww! Gross!
Um, if it's on the railing, you know it's on my porch too. Ok, it could have something to do with the cat food I leave out there for Hemingway and the rest (Mabel, King Arthur, Mama, et al). The birds have been known to bomb the food bowl and eat all of the food. Hey, I have bird food in the yard for them. I have left a sign by the cat food explaining to them that this is CAT food and not BIRD food. I don't think any of the damn birds read English though. Eww. Gross.
And I have saved the worst for last. This was a MONSTER dust bunny that used to live under my bed. Seriously, EWW. This is GROSS.
Just so y'all will sleep better tonight, rest assured that this dust bunny has been killed and disposed of. No more killer dust bunnies under my bed. By now there is probably a baby one growing but I assure you I won't let them get this big.
Gross. I found way too many gross things. And did you notice they're all at MY house? Eww! Gross!!
1 comment:
You did an awesome job on this difficult topic! Congrats!
And by the way, I love your writing, it's so funny, this post!
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